January 2010
2 posts
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YOU'RE LIKE A HOT BOWL OF GRITS, ONLY WAY MORE...
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YOU MUST BE SMOKIN' CRACK, TO SAY THAT WE'RE...
December 2009
4 posts
2 tags
knives, knives, all types of knives! everybody...
2 tags
the jammie shuffle, the jammie shuffle! everyone...
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old enough to know better, but young enough to not...
1 tag
straight playa for real sportin' sandals and...
November 2009
3 posts
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hey girl, from over here your butt looks soft....
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best friends fereverr? THAT'S KA-BLAMOO.
2 tags
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!
October 2009
7 posts
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we looked at each other, didn't have to talk. knew...
when i say sportz, you say nutz! sportz! nutz!...
natalie, you are a bad. ass. bitch. and i always...
hi kids. do you like violence? wanna see me eat...
yo ardy stinks like a mothafucka drownin' in shit,...
THIS AIN'T MY DAD. THIS IS A CELLPHONE. DUH!
I'M AN ADULT. PLEASE. YOU CAN'T BUY ME A HOTDOG,...
September 2009
2 posts
i'm just being me, my name is lance, so everybody...
they say true love comes only once in a lifetime,...
August 2009
37 posts
You ain't wrong to me, so strong to me, you belong...
this is akiva reporting live!
so there you have it.
THEY'LL HAVE TO RENAME THIS ONE...
this really never happens you can take my word. i...
when i was in harvard, i smoked weed every day. i...
man i hate your jeans, i'm gonna bruise that...
don't tell your friends, or i'll say you're a...
and i'm zeroed in, got the tunnel vision. gonna...
I GOT MY SWIM TRUNKS, AND MY FLIPPIE FLOPPIES. I'M...
you can't stop me mothafucka 'cos i'm on a boat!
man i'll murder your jeans, i'll feed 'em to the...
OUR BODIES TOUCH AND THE ANGELS CRY.
i just ate a grape and i...
WE RUNNIN' THIS, LET'S GO.
I GOT THIS DIGITAL CAMERA IMA MAKE YOUR MAMA DO A...
you know, when two people come together, and...
YO MY EYES ARE RED MY VOICE IS TREMBLIN'. PLEASE...
I LIKE THE FIT. I LIKE THE CUT. I LIKE THE WAY...
WHEN THE COPS CAME, YOU HELD MY STASH IN YOUR...
i'm the business tycoon, sell stocks and buy poon....
guy #2 here to chill with you. p-a-r-t-Y? 'cos we...
you came here to party, he came to smoke rocks!
HOT ROD COMMENTARY!
Andy: Look at that angle on the beak. That's not flattering.
Jorma: We actually added prosthetic noses to all the stuntmen, and, uh, me and Kiv really wanted to make them extra big, so, uh, Andy would feel really insecure.
Andy: Yeah, and they did.
Kiv & Jorm: And then they did.
(all laugh)
Andy: In fact, I believe the guy who designed the prosthetics name was Schmadolf Schmitler.
(Kiv and Jorm laugh)
Kiv: Schmadolf Schmitler? He's like...89 year olds?
Andy: He was really old. He always wore a cloak, you couldn't really see his face.
Jorma: (in a German accent) ZE NOSES ARE DONE!
Andy: And you're like, "Schmadolf! Who do you remind me of?"
(all laugh)
Kiv: What a jerk.
Andy: I know. He was really organized, though.
Jorma: (in a German accent) I GETS THAT ALL THE TIME.
Andy: He was very punctual.
Jorma: (in a German accent) I JUST HAVE ONE OF ZOS FACES.
i like my friend, he's a real guys guy. he's not a...
NOW EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE SAY GUY #2.
who invited steve? that dude's a cunt!
NOW EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE SAY GUY #1.
Chez Radio: The Lonely Island Podcast, episode 7.
Andy: We're actually running a little bit late because Jorm forgot a garment on the plane, um which is to his credit, this is only the seventh consecutive time he's done that.
Chez: But did you expect him to remember to bring it?
Andy: Uh, no, I mean now that I've been thinking about it, we should probably just hire him a handler.
Chez: Yes. I mean, you guys have a lot of money now. You should probably do that.
Andy: (laughs) Yeah, we got so much money, it's crazy.
(Chez laughs)
Andy: We can each buy our own burrito AND guacamole.
Chez: But those burritos are so good when you can finally afford the guacamole.
Andy: Absolutely. When you say "And guacamole" and you don't even have to think about it, that's when you know you're living the big time. The big top peewee.
Chez: Oh, the big top peewee.
Andy: Yeah.
Chez: Well, I'm very happy you guys finally did it. Congratulations.
Andy: We're living the dream.
Chez: Yeah yeah!
Andy: You know what I'm talking about.
Chez: No, I love it.
Andy: The guacamole dream.
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guy #1, i love to dance. fancy-feet moves putting...
ardy: the smoothest cat you've ever seen! the...