December 6, 2009

old enough to know better, but young enough to not care. i get active, might slap a bitch with my hair.

December 5, 2009

straight playa for real sportin' sandals and socks!

November 18, 2009

hey girl, from over here your butt looks soft. maybe yeah if i could touch it, i could tell if it's soft! tell me if it's soft, 'cos i'd really liiike to touch it, and then i'll show you my penis!

November 3, 2009

best friends fereverr? THAT'S KA-BLAMOO.

November 1, 2009

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!

October 20, 2009

we looked at each other, didn't have to talk. knew exactly what we wanted before he took off. mr. alien sir, for what it's worth, WE WANNA BE THE GREATEST FAKE MC'S ON EARTH.

October 19, 2009

when i say sportz, you say nutz! sportz! nutz! sportz! nutz! when i say cheating, you say sucks! cheating! sucks! cheating! sucks!

October 18, 2009

natalie, you are a bad. ass. bitch. and i always pay for your dry cleanin', when my shit gets in your shoes. as for the drug use, well, i can't vouch for that. my dick is scared of you.

October 18, 2009

hi kids. do you like violence? wanna see me eat jalerpeno's til they're popping out my eyelids? you wanna eat the most, and win the contest, just like i did? well you can't! and if someone told you you could, then they lieded.

October 18, 2009

yo ardy stinks like a mothafucka drownin' in shit, but the crazy part is how much i love that kid!