Latest Tweets:

January 31 2010

*13

YOU’RE LIKE A HOT BOWL OF GRITS, ONLY WAY MORE GRITTY.

January 23 2010

*7

YOU MUST BE SMOKIN’ CRACK, TO SAY THAT WE’RE WHACK.

December 29 2009

*9

knives, knives, all types of knives! everybody pick out your favorite knives! short ones, long ones, one with spikes! 3 more seconds to choose your knife!

*56

the jammie shuffle, the jammie shuffle! everyone put on your jammies NOW! comfy, cozy, snuggly-warm! come on everybody, don’t have a cow! pink ones, blue ones, even stripes! jammie party, dance all night!

December 6 2009

*8

old enough to know better, but young enough to not care. i get active, might slap a bitch with my hair.

December 5 2009

*3

straight playa for real sportin’ sandals and socks!

November 18 2009

*3

hey girl, from over here your butt looks soft. maybe yeah if i could touch it, i could tell if it’s soft! tell me if it’s soft, ‘cos i’d really liiike to touch it, and then i’ll show you my penis!

November 3 2009

*2

best friends fereverr? THAT’S KA-BLAMOO.

November 1 2009

*8

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!

October 20 2009

*5

we looked at each other, didn’t have to talk. knew exactly what we wanted before he took off. mr. alien sir, for what it’s worth, WE WANNA BE THE GREATEST FAKE MC’S ON EARTH.